Black Friday Timeline

The Normal Shopper’s Schedule:

5:00am Wake up
5:30am Drive like a maniac to the mall
6:00am Wait outside in the cold for mall to open
6:01am Get trampled by fellow customers
6:05am Look around store for gifts
6:06am Become disappointed because the store is completely sold out of cool christmas presents
6:16am Buy your significant other a pack of socks

The Intelligent BamaJam Shopper

9:00am Wake up to birds singing and the sun shining
9:05am Walk over to computer
9:06 Go to
9:07 Purchase bamajam tickets for your whole family, friends, and loved ones
9:11 Go back to sleep